Capello's Having a Fab Time at Terry and Neville's Expense!

Fun and games at the League Manager's Association dinner at Wembley last night where John Terry seemed to be at the centre of most things. In the silent auction an England shirt signed by Terry was up for grabs, with the centre back being described as England's captain! Oops! Then auctioneer Johnny Gould announced that Fabio Capello, who was sitting on the top table alongside Sir Alex Ferguson, had told him that Rio Ferdinand was not, after all, going to be the next England captain, but instead the job was going to Gary Neville. "Fabio explained that Neville's got no chance of sha**ing anyone else's girlfriend." No-one laughed louder, it seemed, than Capello and Ferguson.