The day Jade caught me with my pants down!

So Jade Johnson marches on, clearly recovered from the appalling sight that befell her eyes a few years ago at Crystal Palace. I'm talking "Strictly," of course, where she saw off Jo Wood in the dance-off over the weekend wearing what appeared to be little more than a string vest. Still, it was a lot more than what I was wearing when she first met me! I was lying on the physio's bed inside the bowels of the old stadium having a sports massage from one of the top physios in the country, Sarah Connors. I was wearing just my pants at the time, and if I recall correctly, half my backside was on show as well whilst Sarah had the dubious task of working on my lower back. The shy and unassuming Jade was not fazed by this one iota. Despite my jokey protestations she walked into the room, was introduced to me by Sarah, shook my hand and said how pleased she was to meet me. Now that is the only time I have ever been introduced to anyone for the first time virtually naked, let alone an Olympic long jumper who has set her sights on winning "Strictly Come Dancing." Still, if she was not put off by my arse, dancing in front of millions of TV viewers should be a doddle.